101031 Coping with Separation – How We Deal with It
Song Byeong Cheol, Heo Gyeong Hwan, Kim Ki Yeol -- the top 3 good lookers on Gagcon ^^;
Here’s a new gag corner about why 3 men were ‘unfairly’ jilted, and what they are going to do about it. It’s not that hilariously funny actually, but it brings joy to the eyes~ ‘Nuff said? ^^;
(there's also a drama with the same Korean title, called "Our Attitude to Prepare Parting" in English)
SNAG* Song Byeong Cheol - "She said she liked my gentleness... but why did she leave me?"
* Sensitive New Age Guy
"I prepared a present for you, this warm scarf. Till you return back to me, I will knit this scarf without stopping. For your sake, I will be a scarf maniac! A scarf MAN-I-A-A-C!"
Hunk Heo Gyeong Hwan - "She said she fell for me because I was tough and manly. But why... why did she leave me?"
"How dare you dump me! Why, of course I understand why you can dislike me - I admit I do have weaknesses" * UEEEK *
(*ueeek* = a squeak of restraining one’s internal anguish >.<)
“You told me to buy flowers… so I did! For the first time in my life! Do you know how embarrassed I was? I gave you everything…”
(duh… including the black plastic bag -.-;;) “How did you expect me to hand this to you? Huh?"
“And what? We broke up because I refused to give you a teddy bear? ‘Scuse me? I’m Heo Gyeong Hwan, ok? How do you expect a guy like me to walk around with a teddy bear?
"But in the e-end… (uncontrollable tears), I bought one for y-y-you.. (trembling lips)"
"Isn’t this little one cute? Ow… my heart hurts, it hurts like hell..."
Nerd Kim Ki Yeol – “She found me charming, the way I’m meticulous and detailed… so.. why did she leave me?”
“Goodness, I feel so wronged! You, you called me a miser? Sheesh, that’s the first time I’ve heard that in my life! Why, just because you gave me a 100,000 won present, you get upset when I give you a 50,000 won present? Think again girl.. How about the times we watched movies --"
"-- I always bought tickets costing 18,000 won.. and you bought popcorn costing 10,000 won… that’s an additional 8000 won on me! … If all these add up, who’s at a loss? Huh?"
And thus, the three heartbroken guys attempt to rebuild the relationship…
“Fine. You want me to be more manly? I’ll show you how. I’ll tuck in my shirt, place my mobile in my front trouser pocket, my wallet the back pocket.. is this manly? Huh? (butt swagger like a bimbo) See, my wallet doesn’t drop off!"
"You didn’t want me to live like a stingy miser… Fine, for you, I will give up my most precious!”
“Geez… just one more sticker, and I could have won 10 rolls of toilet paper, you understand?"
"You had always wanted me to think from the girl’s perspective. Fine, I will do just that!"
“Now I understand why girls sometimes hate going to restaurants where you have to remove your shoes…!! *wail* My legs are sweating!!”