edit: Thanks to this post, it finally occurred to me that I should have sound-clouded CEO Kim’s chant long long ago…
“왜 자꾸 그 여자 생각 그러지? 하아아아~ 생각하지말자… 생각하지말자.. 생각하지말자.. 김~~ 수한무 거북이와 두루미 삼천갑자 동방삭 치치카포 사리사리센타 워리워리 새프리깡 무두셀라 구름이 허리케인 담벼락… 김~~수한무 거북이와 두루미 삼천갑자..”
“Why am I always thinking about that woman why? Siiiigh~ Don’t think… don’t think.. don’t think.. Kim~~suhanmoo keobugiwa durumi samcheongabja Dong Bang Sak Chichigapo Sarisarisaenta Woriwori Saepeurika Moodoosella gureumi heorikaein dambyeorak… Kim~~suhanmoo keobugiwa durumi samcheongabja..”
4 years ago..
During the days when Cha Seung Won still made appearances on variety shows…
… he tried his best to limit the amount of image-shattering footage that viewers lapped up. But editors pander to viewer appetites, of course~ During his 3 hour recording of Knee Guru, only 30 minutes of footage was aired — 30 minutes of the funniest kind, like this hilarious on-the-spot double-eyelid contest…
… Cha Seung Won VS Yoo Hae Jin VS Kang Ho Dong~ *rofl* (click on image to enlarge)
Cha~~ Suhanmoo… keobugiwa durumi samcheongabja…
This is not a recap of Knee Guru’s 2007 – 03 – 21 episode, guesting Cha Seung Won
and Yoo Hae Jin. It’s more like a kind of a small tribute to 천일홍서시님, who gave a very thorough and entertaining recap on her blog, with all the raw goodness of Knee Guru in its early days. I remembered watching the episode, but have never laughed so much just looking at screenshots.
For about 30 minutes of laughs (and lots of Actor Cha of course), please visit 천일혼서시’s blog > http://dnaf3.blog.me/110111159767
Cha Seung Won had been so physical doing various body gags within the small Knee Guru set, I bet the set PD must have broken out in cold sweat many times, such as …
… when he shouted ‘AH JAA’ and did a celebratory split-kick after Arrogant Guru finished reading his list of achievements. *ROFL*
Anyway, like all good Knee Guru clients, what was Cha Seung Won’s
excuse for visiting worry?
Being quite blatant about guesting to promote his movie with Yoo Hae Jin (‘Small Town Rivals‘), he gave a rather pointless ‘worry’ — “What should I do to be able to live longer?” ==; Simply. Irrelevant.
In resignation, the Knee Guru wonders, “When have we ever seen… anybody with a proper worry anyway?” As the episode’s theme flew out of the window, through the stars, beyond the moon… *rofl*
And later, to the Guru’s horror, Actor Cha turned out to be quite a formidable client as well, as they all talk their way into uncharted, mountainous territory. ^^;;;
He had insisted that his MBC program, ‘Cha Seung Won’s Health Club’, beat the ratings of Kang Ho Dong’s SBS program,X-Man, and said he still had the ratings graphs printed out in A4, if they needed real evidence (!). Kang Ho Dong tried to laugh it off (it’s awkward defending his hit SBS program during an MBC recording) but Cha Seung Won was unrelenting.. until he realized that the people who had gathered at the beginning of the recording were leaving the Knee Guru set because
he it was getting boring.
A realisation then struck Cha Seung Won…
… that maybe he had been deluded about his sense of variety, as his confidence sank like the Titanic~~ *ROFL* (So THIS is what early Knee Guru episodes were about~)
Because of the height of Actor Cha’s stubborn-ness… the Knee Guru did attempt to gain a higher eye level during the show…
by perching himself on a little stool~ *lol* He gave up later through, we’ll never know why~ *shrugs* ^^;
Halfway through the recording, Cha Seung Won went to the bathroom…
… before rushing noisily back, fearing that best friend Yoo Hae Jin was talking badly about him~ This is so hilarious…
There was some serious talk about the movies and CFs he made, before they concluded with his worry about his life span. I nearly choked when I saw this…
Seriously, after all the fly-me-to-the-moons, climbing up Everests, and even sinking of Titanics… this is the daebak answer to the silly worry of a long life. It’s also a great Knee Guru demonstration of ‘What-You-Ask-Is-What-You-Get’! *rofl*
Samcheongabja Dong Bang Sak
After explaining that they have tailored this long scroll of longevity symbols especially for him, the Knee Guru gave his final advice – to guarantee a long life, Cha Seung Won HAS NO OTHER OPTIONS, but to change his name (to Cha-Suhanmoo etc etc)~~~ He gave a … ‘look’. *ROFL*
“Is this the best? Are you sure?”
Getting up abruptly, Actor Cha decides he has had enough~
“What kind of program is this…!!”
With no cutesy ding-dongs or flapping geuk-boks,
welcome to Knee Guru~~ mureub PAAAAK~ \^^/ *palms outstretched* LOL
This Knee Guru episode was made possible by the following movie…