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Deep Rooted Tree’s last goodbyes

~ spoilers ahead ~

A DC gallery fan parody of how the characters felt after receiving the script for the last episode~

By 쩜.

So Yi says…

Huh! So I’ll die. But how could I, I’m a commoner! Oh well, at least I die after reproducing the haerye.. (flips through the script again) .. and I get this whole scene to myself too. *mmm*

 

Chae Yoon says…

What? You’ll die too? I’m dead as well. Sheesh, I wonder why we are even born? (goes into drugged, half-dazed Chae Yoon trance) But… WHY…  do I HAVE to bleed slowly to death… AND…

.. my HAIR! Messed up by the arrow for dramatic impact at the end.. WTH @#$@!  *cries* To tell the truth.. I’ve felt this for quite a while — I think the %!@#! writers are jealous of my looks, that’s why they’re doing this to me. ME!!! (flips through the script again) But hmm, at least I get to kill Gae Pai before I die. Heh, I’m better than the chief of guards! *^^*

 

Mu Hyul says…

Bleah.. I’ll die too. They (writers) call it the “Joseon’s No. 1 Sword’s Last Fight”?! But why on earth do I have to die, why? (wrinkles in concentration) Hmm, here it says that the Joseon’s No. 1 Sword will be slayed..  EFFORTLESSLY (?!!) by the Continent’s No. 1 Sword.. *br-e-e-e-a-t-h-e-s* I mean, as a (Korean) peninsula toughie… am I so useless against the rest of the continent? (closes eyes in resignation and sighs)

(recovers from brief distraction and starts flipping the script again) Oh my %!@#!%  I’m going to die in the embrace of His Majesty. *blush* I always knew he was closer to me than that Kang Chae Yoon.

*double-blush* Sheesh this is my last chance, I MUST grab his hands this time! (wrinkles in thought) Note to self – in my spectacular martial arts scene, I’d better collapse with warrior dignity~ And *ahem* I think I look rather sexy when I’m bloodied. Heh~

 

Gae Pai says…

Why.

.. did I sacrifice.. my life for Jeong Ki Joon? Did I.

.. fall in love .. with Jeong Ki Joon without.. knowing? (writer: bless his pure little heart~)

Little Yeon Doo says…

Mummy, the writers are wierd. They could have made me easily, sentimentally, persuade Gae Pai not to kill. Just give me a scene! Also, when Jeong Ki Joon says he wanted to kill me, where was Gae Pai? Was he ill? Huh? (flips her script) And here too.. Gae Pai, who’s like a fatherly figure for me, was dying right in front of me and I saw only the Hangul? Unbelievable, this Yeon Doo.

 

The commoners say…

COMMONER “ㄱ”: What on earth is this (script)?! Are we humane? We are neither horrified nor sorrowful, while the greatest characters are being cut up left, right, and center?

COMMONER “ㄴ”: (still reading script) yeah, you’re right. Says here that as those people are spraying blood, we have to focus our attentions on reading Hangul.

COMMONER “ㄷ”: They must be out of their minds.

COMMONER “ㄹ”:  Can you believe it, after all those blood spattering, we’re going to  shout mansae~ (hurrah)

COMMONER “ㅁ”: (practices) MANSAE!

COMMONER “ㅂ”: (echoes) MANSAE! Does that sound okay?

COMMONER “ㅅ”: Don’t forget to look teary-eyed.

COMMONER “ㅇ”: %!@#!% This is insane, I can’t believe it.

 

Yoon Pyung says…

*sigh* I die too. (speed reads quickly) It’s not bad, I actually get a scene where I can fight in a very cool way.

 

Ki Joon says…

Oh, I die too. Right at the end of the episode, in the most pathetic way ever. (flips script) What’s this — a secret tunnel via the Chunggyechun stream? I spend my entire butchering life trying to kill the king, and now you tell me there’s a tunnel only for ME to die in Lee Do’s room? Are you guys serious??

 

Lee Do says…

(waves script in exasperation) The writers must hate me most. They should have just killed me off. (emotions welling up) Hey, why am I not by the side of Mu Hyul when he died? *uncontrollable sobbing*

All these people dying because of me in this episode, I get to be by the side of NONE of them. N-O-N-E! (strangles himself) Are you still human? Telling the viewers of Jo Mu Hyul’s death by a one-liner? ㅠㅠ

 

Chae-So Couple says…

Yes, we understand that our lives were turned around because of the words… But why did we have to reappear in the imagined scene? %!@#!%

Writers, if your intention is to have a Joseon-font goodbye, you should have let Yeon Doo do it, she’s still alive, isn’t she? Or are we your biggest regrets in the script? Huh? Will this make the viewers feel better?? Or is this your way of showing how insignificant we commoners are? Tell me, tell meeeeee!! (So Yi’s indignant stare + Chae Yoon’s sword-by-the-neck)

 

Han Myung Hoe says…

(flips script in amazement) Oh my %!@#!% So this is who I am. Wow, this is awesome.

Writers, thank you, thank you so much!

 

As Gwang Pyung watches over from sageuk heaven,

I can’t believe it’s over…

4 responses

  1. sorry if I’m spamming today ^^;
    jang hyuk is cuter without chae yoon’s temper
    jo jin woong is pure adorable playing around as moo hyul
    lee soo hyuk is a lot calmer than yoon pyung
    shin se kyung is softer than her so yi’s portrayal
    but han suk kyu is as cool as sejong is!

    chae-so sounds good^^

    2011/12/24 at 12:19 pm

    • shyangz

      wow that sounds like a poem.. ^^ chae-so (veggie) is a cute couple name.. lol

      sharing a little more YP~~

      source: 설채

      2011/12/26 at 4:49 pm

  2. gee..thanks! >o<

    have you seen the special episode? I was searching everywhere, but no luck yet…

    2011/12/26 at 11:59 pm

    • shyangz

      Here’s a torrent url for the special part 1 >

      magnet:?xt=urn:btih:8BB8BA38AAB00821D9253EF30AFFCA7607B086CD&dn=%eb%bf%8c%eb%a6%ac%ea%b9%8a%ec%9d%80%20%eb%82%98%eb%ac%b4%20%ed%95%b4%eb%a1%80%eb%b3%b8%201%eb%b6%80.111226.HDTV.XviD-Baros.avi&tr=http%3a//exodus.desync.com%3a6969/announce

      It’s actually just an edited summary of the entire drama, zipping through all the important scenes.

      2011/12/27 at 2:32 am

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